Don't drink the water!

"CRESTVIEW - For reasons that were not explained in a Crestview Police Department arrest report, a woman threw water, yelled at customers and got into a verbal brawl with Waffle House employees.

On Oct. 13 the woman was at the Waffle House on West James Lee Boulevard when she threw her glass of water over her shoulder, getting water on three customers behind her. 

She then became involved in an argument with employees, and tangled with another customer. That argument almost escalated into a physical battle.

The woman was witnessed using profanity and yelling at customers and employees.

She was charged with misdemeanor disorderly conduct. Her court date is Nov. 6."

     Who in their right mind just throws a glass of water over their shoulder at a restaurant? Maybe she thought she was from Asgard and wanted to pull a reverse Thor?

"This water is awful!" *swish*









1. http://www.nwfdailynews.com/local-news/crime/police-blotters/woman-stirs-up-a-ruckus-at-waffle-house-1.31783

Children will climb

     A Fort Walton Beach woman was charged with felony child neglect without great harm after her 5-year-old child was found nude on the roof of the residence.
Caroline Sue Humphrey, who is 44, was intoxicated and unaware that her child was on the roof, according to her Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office arrest report.
A witness notified her and retrieved the child off the roof with a ladder.
While the deputy was interviewing witnesses and Humphrey, he noted that she allowed her child to climb onto a truck and stand in the window of the vehicle, hanging onto the side.
When the deputy told Humphrey to get her child off the vehicle, she replied, "Children will climb."


     Wow is all I have to say about this one. Yeah children will climb, but stripped down naked and up on the roof? That is way above and beyond normal. And then while the cop is there about the kid being on the roof, he climbs in a truck and stands in it's window? I think we may have a canidate for mother of the year right here.

Source:
Northwest Florida Daily News
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:1rSBxreE0CIJ:www.nwfdailynews.com/articles/child-52127-humphrey-roof.html+&cd=2&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us