They call him the Flash

Report: Man follows woman around store, exposes himself to her

By STAFF REPORTS / Daily News

Published: Wednesday, June 26, 2013 at 15:09 PM.

NICEVILLE – A man was arrested after he allegedly followed a woman around a discount store and when she looked at him, pulled down the front of his pants.

According to a Niceville Police Department arrest report, on June 22 the woman and her mother went to Walmart to shop. She said while she was in the store, she noticed a man following her.

She and her mother went to the women’s clothing department, and the man followed her there. She said she noticed him standing across from her, looking at socks. He looked up at her, then pulled down the front of his pants and pulled out his genitals.

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Definitely not the jaws of life

Woman bit boyfriend's penis after he refused to have sex, deputies say

By Barbara HijekFloriDUH

5:02 a.m. EDT, May 17, 2013

As Krystle M. Harrison and her boyfriend were lying in bed Wednesday evening, the 19-year-old Bradenton woman began touching him, wanting to have sex, according to an arrest affidavit from the Manatee County Sheriff's Office.

The couple have been dating for about 3 years and have a child together, according to the arrest report.

After the beau turned Harrison down -- several times -- she grabbed him and bit his penis...

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There is such a thing as playful biting, and this is NOT it.