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Friday, July 12, 2013

Only in Florida 7/12/2013


     They old saying is that fortune favors the bold. While that may be true in some cases, I don't think fortune is going to favor you when you try and steal a 9 foot 600 pound purple aluminum chicken statue from a man's roadside stand. At 6 A.M. on the morning of July 2, three young men backed up their truck to the chicken, latched  on to it, and started to pull it down the road.

     Since it is almost impossible to pull off something like this quietly, the owner heard the commotion as they drove of with his chicken behind them. He ran outside, only to see one of the young men riding the chicken as it was being dragged down the road. Fortunately for the statue's owner, the thieves didn't make it very far, as the young men unhooked and abandoned the statue after only dragging it a mile. Unfortunately, however, the statue did not escape unscathed. It did suffer some major damage, especially to the side of it that was dragged on the ground.

     It took the police only a day to track down the purloiners of the purple poultry. Darrin Luke Edwards, 19, was charged with grand theft and violation of probation. Tyler Lee Jones, 21, and James Joseph Smith, 18, were charged with grand theft. Hopefully these men will think twice about something like this after they serve their time in the coop.

Other news in brief:

Police: Woman lights boyfriend's clothing ablaze - If you have a fight with your significant other, make sure there are no matches near your clothes

Male flirt poses as woman on chat site to entice and rob men, police say - when dealing with others online remember, trust but verify.

Claws come out over wine-pouring - When try to have an intervention, make sure you have backup.


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